Are Our Children Learning Enough About Whales?

In The Know: Panelists plead the brand new inform which found usually 84% of preparation appropriation goes to training young kids about whales. More coverage at: onion.com

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  1. This is the dumbest news station ever. It doesn’t make any sense what they are saying. Why do children have to learn so much more about whales, what is the big deal?

  2. Lol I have advertising for something called “The Cove” with pictures of dolphins on the right side.

  3. omg i want that as my ringtone

  4. The Onion is brilliant.

  5. I think the fat whale needs to shut her mouth.

  6. Love how good these guys pull these shows off. I dont think I could keep a straight face through most of them.

  7. I know enough about my ex. I don’t need to learn anymore.

  8. Oh god. I could never do there jobs.
    I’d always crack up halfway through.

  9. those poor kids, they dont know anything about whales, or wales for that matter.

  10. That song killed me.

  11. My mother was too busy working to be cooing no whale songs to me

  12. thats my favorite whale song, i have it on my tap tap whalevenge

  13. This song never showed up on my subscription list is there a reason why? its the same onion right?

  14. They should give this as an excuse : “….standing in for Clifford Banes because he’s been sacked for impunctuality.” Or even “…because he’s dead.” Still pretty funny. I laugh at the losers who actually believe this is real.

  15. @MrNouvelleCaledonie
    Well that’s the joke, it’s “In The Know With Clifford Banes”, but he’s never on.

  16. have we ever actually seen clifford banes??

  17. Why don’t I remember that song? LOL

  18. Strangely enough, the killer whale shown in the beginning of this clip is not actually a whale. It is the world’s largest dolphin.

    Otherwise, I truly love the Onion, and this is one of my favorites.

  19. I remember learning that song when i was in school too

  20. @back2thefutre what the…

  21. He stormed off. Hated the new set.

  22. WHERE THE FUCK IS CLIFFORD BANES?!

  23. I want to eat a fucking hot dog

  24. The onion needs an hour long television program, if they don’t already have one.

  25. lol its in the know with clifford banes but clifford baynes is never on lol

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