Children..:-)?

A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started
feeling ill. "Mommy," she said. "Can we leave now?"
"No," her mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw up!"
"Then go out the front door and to the back of the church and throw up
behind a bush." In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat.
"Did you throw up?" her mother asked.
"Yes," the little girl replied.
"Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and
return so quickly?"
"I didn’t have to go out of the church, Mommy." the little girl replied.
"They have a box next to the front door that says, ‘For the sick’."

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  1. That’s fantastic – lol.

    A nice clean joke which is hilarious.

    Actually, maybe it wasn’t that CLEAN, considering the subject matter – lolololol.

    10/10.

    Have a star.

  2. you made my day and i am very sick!thank you!

  3. cute lol

  4. lol

  5. Lmao! That was great!! =]]

  6. hahahahahahaha!
    hahahahahahaha!
    hahahahahahaha!
    hahahahahahaha!
    love it!

  7. aww how cute..
    so typical!
    hahhaha

  8. i did not find it very humorous, but it was okay.

  9. yeah i had a wee giggle at that…thanx….reminds me of when i was a kid…

  10. That’s cute lol, thx for giving me a smile =]

  11. That’s funny.

  12. lol b b thats brill another one for the pub the weekend

  13. ha ha love it!!

  14. Thats funny! HA! HA!

  15. HAHAHAHA!!!!

  16. Lol thats hilarious

  17. Ha Ha, wish I was the fly on the wall to see the person take the cash out of that box;)

  18. good1

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